I am developing magical powers.

1. Lately, I am magically waking up before 9 am.
2. I can talk to anything. I do talk to anything.
3. I hear my name when no one says it.
4. My mere presence scares away the squirrels.
5. Whatever unfortunate things I say, occur.
6. When I am asleep, I feel myself- stand, walk and drink water, when I actually don't move an inch.
7. I make important things disappear when I keep them safe at some place. Neither the place nor the thing is found ever again.
8. I somehow disguise myself accidentally as I look different each day.
9. I have got superpowers to tolerate extreme degree boredom torture.
10. I can resurrect, for every time I had a laughing fit, I died.