Welcome to the planet HFIZBN, the habitat of organisms who go by the name Kusum. Here are a few simple guidelines for you to exist around Kusums and even be their friend if you have it in you. Good Luck!
1. Be dumb. Kusums have miniscule brains. Intelligent people scare them. You can ask a Kusum 5+2. They also know 10+3. But never ask them 17-9. They may almost have a breakdown to calculate the answer 9.
2. Kusums are fun people. They don't do anything. They don't like hanging out, eating out, travelling, making friends and the sort. They don't even talk. You have got to be a huge fun loving person to be anywhere around a Kusum.
3. Have a common enemy. Humans for example.
4. From a distance, a Kusum may appear like she means business. No crap. Up close you will discover that the business is to get a box full of sweets. Give it to them.
5. The fastest way to get a Kusum's interest is to tell her something weird. Something like "Once I climbed up a tree and never got down." You will surely boost up your chances of being a Kusum buddy.
6. As long as you keep emotions and philosophy out of the way, Kusum will get along well.
7. Forget things. Forget wishing a Kusum on her birthday and everything else important to her. She will be able to feel a companionship towards you.
8. Do you believe you can swim without having tried it ever? Do you believe you can fly a fighter jet alone if some day you must save the world? Do you believe you can pacify a wild tiger by communicating with your eyes? If yes, you are a gone case. Just like a Kusum.
9. Stare. Stare things and sometimes people without knowing that you are creeping the hell out of them.
10. Take an empty box. Keep your Fashion Sense inside it. Throw it into a dustbin. You are ready to go and meet a Kusum!
P.S: No Animals Were Harmed During The Making Of This Post.
1. Be dumb. Kusums have miniscule brains. Intelligent people scare them. You can ask a Kusum 5+2. They also know 10+3. But never ask them 17-9. They may almost have a breakdown to calculate the answer 9.
2. Kusums are fun people. They don't do anything. They don't like hanging out, eating out, travelling, making friends and the sort. They don't even talk. You have got to be a huge fun loving person to be anywhere around a Kusum.
3. Have a common enemy. Humans for example.
4. From a distance, a Kusum may appear like she means business. No crap. Up close you will discover that the business is to get a box full of sweets. Give it to them.
5. The fastest way to get a Kusum's interest is to tell her something weird. Something like "Once I climbed up a tree and never got down." You will surely boost up your chances of being a Kusum buddy.
6. As long as you keep emotions and philosophy out of the way, Kusum will get along well.
7. Forget things. Forget wishing a Kusum on her birthday and everything else important to her. She will be able to feel a companionship towards you.
8. Do you believe you can swim without having tried it ever? Do you believe you can fly a fighter jet alone if some day you must save the world? Do you believe you can pacify a wild tiger by communicating with your eyes? If yes, you are a gone case. Just like a Kusum.
9. Stare. Stare things and sometimes people without knowing that you are creeping the hell out of them.
10. Take an empty box. Keep your Fashion Sense inside it. Throw it into a dustbin. You are ready to go and meet a Kusum!
P.S: No Animals Were Harmed During The Making Of This Post.
